I Could Poop Tomorrow

I am so hungry

2009-11-24T13:50:00.000-08:00

Last night I ate a bag of pita bread and a tub of red pepper hummus. I am in gastric hell today.

ICPT

2009-07-25T11:54:00.001-07:00

Since the moment I woke up today I have craved a plain toasted bagel with cream cheese, avacado and tomato (possibly pesto). I shall get this today.

Quesadilla

2009-07-23T19:59:00.000-07:00

I couldn't have known the weight of my decision at the time. Last weekend, at a diner in Westchester county, I decided on my usual diner fare: belgian waffle with strawberries and chocolate milkshake. The menu's suggestion of a 3 cheese quesadilla caught my eye, but I felt weird about ordering it because sometimes the thought of eating nothing but cheese, dressed in a wrap as it's excuse for being called a meal weirds me out. I figured I'd order it halfway through my waffle, once I had a chance to gauge how much room I had.
Alas, this diner was a unique variety. Once I had decided I needed that quesadilla, I was informed that the kitchen was closing. Closing! How could they? It was 2am and the place was bumping! But the diner had an established closing time, and the quesadilla slipped through my syrup-sticky fingers.
A week later and that controlled melt of cheddar, monterey jack and whatever else still pops into my head. Tonight I visited a restaurant with limited mexican food options, and ordered the closest thing to heaven I could: tostada. A poor little tortilla heaped with refried beans, a pinch of guacamole, and covered in a thick layer of melted cheese. Disgusting after a few bites. Perhaps it was actually bad, or maybe I hated it for what it wasn't. Quesadilla, I know you're out there. I'm going to find you.

2009-07-20T18:36:00.001-07:00

2009-07-20T11:31:00.000-07:00

just had a pickle and peanut butter sandwich on white with crust. no potato chips, just carrot sticks.

2009-07-19T20:15:00.001-07:00

today I ate 2 plain bagels with cream chees, acavado and tomatoe. twice.

2009-07-19T00:08:00.000-07:00

today I ate at a caribbean vegetarian place. good fresh juice. then at a diner.

also ate another HANA foods shrek sandwich.

2009-07-18T11:03:00.000-07:00

well i am considering eating now

OH FUCK THERE IS SHIT IN THE TOASTER OVEN I GOTTA GO

2009-07-18T10:43:00.000-07:00

yuck i feel sick from eating alot of shitty food (including kylas shitty pizza). I wish I ate more of my motherfucking delicious goddam SHREK sandwich* last night.

*Shrek sandwich contains: fried tofu cutlet, avocados, deliciousness, and some other bullshit.

2009-07-17T23:43:00.000-07:00

dear diary,

my pizza is holy, but sad when in chris' face. i want you back, pizza......

this is the worst blog

ever

2009-07-17T23:25:00.000-07:00

Kyla ate too much of my SHREK sandwhich (Hana foods *(FUCKG ADAM)) . She claims 5, but we really know that it is actually 7 bites.

Check them out at Metropolitain and Union.\

FUCK LUC (spell it luke you big buttcheeck)

Im hungry

2009-07-17T13:40:00.001-07:00

I think I'm going to make a boca chickn patty with a ton of mayo on it

and some nut yeast.

2009-07-17T13:21:00.001-07:00

DEAR DIIAAARYYY,

i am sooooo sad. i haven't eaten a thing today. if i did, it would probably look like this:

Last night

2009-07-17T12:15:00.001-07:00

As usual, I ate way too much crap last night (alot of bread). And avocados. And bad avocados.