Saturday, July 25, 2009

Since the moment I woke up today I have craved a plain toasted bagel with cream cheese, avacado and tomato (possibly pesto).  I shall get this today.

Thursday, July 23, 2009

Quesadilla

I couldn't have known the weight of my decision at the time. Last weekend, at a diner in Westchester county, I decided on my usual diner fare: belgian waffle with strawberries and chocolate milkshake. The menu's suggestion of a 3 cheese quesadilla caught my eye, but I felt weird about ordering it because sometimes the thought of eating nothing but cheese, dressed in a wrap as it's excuse for being called a meal weirds me out. I figured I'd order it halfway through my waffle, once I had a chance to gauge how much room I had.
Alas, this diner was a unique variety. Once I had decided I needed that quesadilla, I was informed that the kitchen was closing. Closing! How could they? It was 2am and the place was bumping! But the diner had an established closing time, and the quesadilla slipped through my syrup-sticky fingers.
A week later and that controlled melt of cheddar, monterey jack and whatever else still pops into my head. Tonight I visited a restaurant with limited mexican food options, and ordered the closest thing to heaven I could: tostada. A poor little tortilla heaped with refried beans, a pinch of guacamole, and covered in a thick layer of melted cheese. Disgusting after a few bites. Perhaps it was actually bad, or maybe I hated it for what it wasn't. Quesadilla, I know you're out there. I'm going to find you.

Monday, July 20, 2009

just had a pickle and peanut butter sandwich on white with crust. no potato chips, just carrot sticks.

Sunday, July 19, 2009

today I ate 2 plain bagels with cream chees, acavado and tomatoe.  twice.
today I ate at a caribbean vegetarian place.  good fresh juice.  then at a diner.

also ate another HANA foods shrek sandwich.

Saturday, July 18, 2009

well i am considering eating now


OH FUCK THERE IS SHIT IN THE TOASTER OVEN I GOTTA GO
yuck i feel sick from eating alot of shitty food (including kylas shitty pizza).  I wish I ate more of my motherfucking delicious goddam SHREK sandwich* last night.


*Shrek sandwich contains: fried tofu cutlet, avocados, deliciousness, and some other bullshit.

Friday, July 17, 2009

dear diary,

my pizza is holy, but sad when in chris' face. i want you back, pizza......


this is the worst blog



ever
Kyla ate too much of my SHREK sandwhich (Hana foods *(FUCKG ADAM)) . She claims 5, but we really know that it is actually 7 bites.



FUCK LUC (spell it luke you big buttcheeck)

Im hungry


I think I'm going to make a boca chickn patty with a ton of mayo on it

and some nut yeast.
DEAR DIIAAARYYY,

i am sooooo sad. i haven't eaten a thing today. if i did, it would probably look like this:

Last night

As usual, I ate way too much crap last night (alot of bread).  And avocados.  And bad avocados.